fart knocker

Someone told me it was someone who farts so hard that they knock things over. I don't think any of us really know what it means.

(both kevin and John don't know what a fart knocker is)
Kevin: You're a fart knocker
John: What's a fart knocker?
Kevin: You don't know what a fart knocker is?!
John:...oh...yeah, of course I know what a fart knocker is.

by moooose February 22, 2007

puff-knocker

1.some one who shags puffs
2.some one who beats up puffs

"you puff-knocker"

by jim November 24, 2003

door knocker

A cob of dried corn used by pranksters on "Mischief Night" to toss at people's doors......notable for the loud BLANG!! or KABAAM!! it makes when hitting a door.......

That was one righteous door knocker dude!

Old lady Henson was awakened by the loud BANG of half a dozen door knockers on October 30th.

by binydeamon October 29, 2009

klocke

the most epic word used to describe left testicle cancer. but some times used to describe my friend.

my moms dad has Klocke.

by aName December 12, 2016

klonker

A type of sausage normally quite Large

Look at the size of that Klonker !

by Klonkers Sausages January 23, 2019

Kneeder Knocker

A versatile noun used for any word that you can think of... good or bad

Girl1: Did you hear about Stacy sleeping with that guy?
Girl2: No, she's such a Kneeder Knocker though!

by King of the Blumpkins July 30, 2009

knee knocker

knee knocker is a large erect Penis that is above 8 inches

Him: Hey Check out my huge knee knocker

*Pulls down pants*
Her: Oh my its so big

knee knocker is a large erect Penis that is above 8 inches

by YT- Landonb December 22, 2018