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Keith

Some kid in school I thought I'd never talk to but is the sweetest, funniest, smartest and kindest person you'll EVER MEET, some day might even be your boyfriend .>.
Person : OMGG KEITH IS YOUR MANS?!? damn gurl you scored
Me : Yeah ik UwU
by Hobisxsunshine August 15, 2022
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Sir Keith Starmer - Leader of the British Labour Party. Former Director of Public Prosecutions. Wallet Inspector. Tory Double Agent.
Do you know Keith Starmer?

The liar that broke all of his ten leadership pledges?

That's him!
by iheartpat August 22, 2022
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keith is the best person in the whole fucking world. he will be interested in anything you say. he will always try to make you feel better when a jenesis rips your heart out. he doesn't really like relationships but always complains. he is so patient when he helps you with work. and he will always try to get you to read the book he just finished or watch the show he's watching so you can watch it together. he is very short but is energetic.
keith is amazing and every one should get one
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You will never meet a person like him, he can make you laugh, make you blush, make you feel loved, just the best person you'll ever meet!
That boy is so kind, what's his name?
It's Keith...duh!
by Hobisxsunshine August 30, 2022
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Parents: "We'll name our child, Keith"
Doctors: "Ew what the fuck"
by ShowMeYourMotavation August 31, 2022
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Keith is the guy that that one person is obsessing over, thinking about him as i type this, and probably still as you read this, and wants to tell him so bad but they know they can’t because the don’t wanna ruin the friendship, cause they’ll miss him.
The last time they was distanced from keith, they was a total train wreck!
by anon.boy September 3, 2022
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Keith A Wilson is the finest nigga you know and he has a bbc he goes to geo prep u fall in love with him when you see him he has brown dreads he makes your pussy wetter than niagera falls he can fuck anyone.
by Qauntavious pringle September 14, 2022
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