Jordan

A stupid idiot that does not care about anything

Hey , why is he so stupid
He is a Jordan!That's why

by Iamawesomekaav October 2, 2016

Jordan

A little piece of doodoo that likes to suck cock.

That guy is such a Jordan.

by Jefftheboi_74 July 1, 2019

Jordan

An annoying fuckboy

He is a jordan.

by Idgaf about u December 13, 2016

Jordan

Known to be attracted to children, addicted to kit kats and orders more takeaways each week than a fat kid at McDonald’s. A Jordan is also one to be big headed, thinking he’s the best at everything even though he’s well and truly terrible

Sarah- “Do you want to take the kids to the park, John?”

John- “We can’t sarah, that Jordan is there today,”

by Here’s Daddy August 30, 2018

Jordan

The nice, sexiest girl ever, she is great under the sheets. she is hot, sweet, smart and everyone is in love with her, or wants to be her

Hey did u see her? She's so fine, bet her name is Jordan.

by idontlikeskool January 5, 2015

Jordan

He is the whitest of the whitest bread that will decide to eat you if you turn him on

Damn you are good in the bed you must be a Jordan

by iamthetrustgod July 10, 2018

Jordan

Gay ass bitch

Jordan is gay

by 2$3$&::$$33 April 14, 2019