Big John Masskie

Absolute legendary beast. If you’re a big John Masskie then you are extremely tough and talented, whilst also being a great athlete. Big John Masskie’s can take on an army single handed.

Man I wish I was as cool and strong ass Big John Masskie

by Mattman47 April 16, 2023

bisexual john

someone who claims to be gay but is just a zesty bisexual

liltheestallion is a bisexual john

by sometimes.jonas August 11, 2023

big john

big guy

holy shit! big john! *camera pans to a huge guy*

by radioheadenjoyer15 October 10, 2023

Blame John.

Blame Shedletsky aka Telamon for EVERYTHING!1!1!1!!!!

Hey I lost my phone!
Blame John.

by Ilbeity October 13, 2023

Big John

Our lord and saviour, controls every country, every bank, funds both sides of every war. Controls everything you have ever known.

"ah my taxes have gone up" -alex
"Just big John controlling the world :/" - Collom

by The alphabet is a lie November 25, 2023

Bertram John

Bertram John is a 59 cm tall nisse that is always in the friendzone

Bertram John: why did the kid throw the stick o butter out the window?
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!

by Sigmaen fra seden September 27, 2024

Big John machine

Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.

What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*

by KC-130 October 7, 2025