The kid in middle school that brings a vape that he never uses because he is to scared and makes sure everyone sees it because he wants people to think he is cool. He also is an extreme pervert.
by Killniggerz October 25, 2018
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Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.
Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.
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Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory
Definition: mint oil and puppy farts on a rainy day in September. Someone who is Zayson. Jayson. Fucking. Zayson.
Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory
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