Jank

The combination of a man wearing Jaggings; and the un-avoidable exploitation of said man's junk.

Co-Worker 1 says to Co-Worker 2: "Seriously, he has way too much Jank shoved into those Jaggings."

by Stiffler v.2 March 10, 2011

Jank blanket

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.

That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.

by GlibJester July 28, 2018

Jank Bag

When someone is janky aka junk - like/Trashy. Another way to say hoe bag. Can be used randomly and jokingly when your friend is pissing you off.

"Shut up, Jank bag"

by - J.C November 23, 2020

Jank-swanking

A substitute for “god damn”

You jank-swanking jerk!

by Look_it’s_a_wha June 26, 2022

Jank

The ultimate word. Jank describes both negative and positive, good and bad, happy and sad. The most contextual and versatile word in the English language, jank will live on through to the end of time.

"Man! I had so much fun, this night was so jank!"

"This test is so hard! It's friggin jank!"

"What did you think of the production yesterday?"
"Overall I thought it was pretty damn jank! But The lighting was a little too jank for my liking"

by Courtjester13 June 6, 2015

Jank

plural: janx

definition: male version of treesh, some boy who acts brand new, hoes around and treats you like shiit

Her: You heard what Manuel did at the party?

Me: Yeah he and his boys are janx

Marisa: Ooo who is the new boy?

George: Yeah but he a jank

by Urban Dictionary Spectator May 2, 2019

Jank

A term used for Crystal meth. Originated in N. Carolina by a girl who’s initials are S.R.

We gotta get some Jank, that’s fendi

by Hoytsrompah September 8, 2020