Johnny finished fucking Laura in the ass, and pulled out. He then noticed his large member had a Java Jacket on it.
by TRAPSTAR550 August 10, 2010
Candian Wood Cutter's Jacket, warn to dinners and other special occasions.(kind of like a sportcoat for Canadians)..ECT.
Similar to a Canadian Tuxedo.
Similar to a Canadian Tuxedo.
Ryan, you looked really good tonight at dinner in your new sportcoat (Northbay dinner jacket) considering you chopped down trees all day wearing it.
by Ysidro April 06, 2009
Canada Goose Expedition Clothing Outfitters
Canadian manufacturer of outerwear specialized for extreme cold weather. Many researchers choose Canada Goose jackets for expeditions into the Antarctic, where such apparel is actually needed.
However tools in Toronto wear these jackets as a fashion statement, even though they are not on an expedition to the Antarctic. It shows their vulnerability to the relatively low temperatures compared to where penguins live. Or they are happy being douchebags that like to follow ridiculous trends.
This faggotry further propagates the hatred towards Torontonians by the rest of Canada.
Canadian manufacturer of outerwear specialized for extreme cold weather. Many researchers choose Canada Goose jackets for expeditions into the Antarctic, where such apparel is actually needed.
However tools in Toronto wear these jackets as a fashion statement, even though they are not on an expedition to the Antarctic. It shows their vulnerability to the relatively low temperatures compared to where penguins live. Or they are happy being douchebags that like to follow ridiculous trends.
This faggotry further propagates the hatred towards Torontonians by the rest of Canada.
Look at me sporting my Blue Jays New Era hat, and Canada Goose jacket, now that just SCREAMS classy.
by veritast October 22, 2009
"where you from private?"
"sir, texas sir"
"Texas?, Only steers and queers come from texas, and you dont look like no steer:
"how tall are you private?"
"sir 6'1'' sir"
"I didn't know thy stacked shit that high"
"sir, texas sir"
"Texas?, Only steers and queers come from texas, and you dont look like no steer:
"how tall are you private?"
"sir 6'1'' sir"
"I didn't know thy stacked shit that high"
by caedes venatus January 04, 2005
Any plaid shirt, but is usually flannel. The term is derived from the small Northern Ontario town of Earlton, where the men typically get home from a day's work in the bush and sit right down to the dinner table. It is considered to be the town's formal wear. Abbreviated to "E.D"
by mistresskittty October 15, 2010
One of those flimsy, horseshoe shaped tissues provided in public restrooms for germaphobes to place over the toilet seat before they sit down.
by OH Lee January 28, 2014
The thin disposable paper device provided for patrons of public toilets so their delicate ass cheeks don't touch the toilet seat which is probably full of dried urine and discharges from other people's anal boils. Can be worn around the neck and sort of looks like a vest when worn in that manner.
I had to hover above the bowl and do a bombadier because they were all out of Texas Dinner Jackets and there appeared to be some blood and feces on the toilet seat.
by Mr. Tapeworm June 02, 2006