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new bone

Girrrlll, I am so sick of his same whack ass sex game.
Yeah, after 4 years, you need some new bone!!

Dude, my shit wont even get hard anymore when im fucking Stacey.

Man- fuck that stank you need a new bone!!
by BfloHunnydew November 8, 2011
mugGet the new bonemug.

Scat News

Scat news (noun): When the media repeats news on every television program and in every newspaper for months to deter citizens from real issues in their country and around the world.
Scat news
“Did you hear about that Ebola crises in Dallas? Or the update on that missing plane?”
“Don’t mention that scat news around me. While the media was feeding you that crap The Supreme Court took away the requirement for police and the FBI to have a search warrant while entering your home. Politicians’ feed you scat news through reporter “puppets” instead of real stories while they secretly take away your rights. Just look at what’s happening with our second amendment right that’s supposed to ‘protect the right of individuals to keep and bear arms.’ It’s being taken away while you read about Ebola and rare plane crashes. My heart goes out to the victims, but pay more attention to real issues from reputable sources, and focus less attention on this scat news bull honky they feed you.”
by Bam Writes November 26, 2014
mugGet the Scat Newsmug.

new kink

A new sexual desire that one has or develops towards something.
Ex. Is rob your new kink?
My new kink is bananas
by Randompedo129 July 5, 2016
mugGet the new kinkmug.

New Fryer

The short period after a fast food chain has opened during which the french fries are noticably more fresh tasting. This phenomenon occurs because there is less residual burned grease accumulation in the deep fryer. The exact period of time is unknown but it appears to be inversely proportional to the popularity of the chain. It may also be affected by the restaurant's cleaning practices.
We went to the new Whataburger across town solely in search of New Fryer.
by "captain" crunch August 3, 2006
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Gerry News

Gerry News - Is a channel in a Discord server known as UTMP, that channel is made for TvGerry so he can post his shitposts and effortless news, some of them aren't even news!
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.
B- Hey! i just visited UTMP and saw a funny joke on Gerry News!
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you
by 5L1M3 March 1, 2021
mugGet the Gerry Newsmug.

The New Den

Not to be compared to the original, but just as fucking awesome. Where whiskey and Bud Heavy flow like the mighty Mississippi, A place everyone wants to be, a non-stop rager. Sometimes even celebrities hangout there. (Jared Leto, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal) A place where all your wildest dreams can come true. If the walls could talk you'd hear tales of debauchery, death, and dishonor.
Your girlfriend is not safe at The New Den

There's always a party at The New Den
by COYS October 31, 2011
mugGet the The New Denmug.

New Horizons

A deep space probe, launched in January of 2006, sent to research Pluto, Charon, and other trans-neptunian objects. (TNOs) Reached Pluto in summer of 2016.
Have you seen the new pictures from New Horizons yet?
by Some weird nerd guy March 27, 2017
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