New Horizons

A deep space probe, launched in January of 2006, sent to research Pluto, Charon, and other trans-neptunian objects. (TNOs) Reached Pluto in summer of 2016.

Have you seen the new pictures from New Horizons yet?

by Some weird nerd guy March 27, 2017

The news and the weather

The act of speaking while at the same time expectorating on the individul. (spitting). Never done intentionally. Usually occuring when someone is upset or heated while trying to speak without swallowing their saliva.

Burger, slow your roll! Your giving me the news and the weather. Just calm down and tell me what Cang did.

by Dr. Cold Finger January 11, 2008

The New Den

Not to be compared to the original, but just as fucking awesome. Where whiskey and Bud Heavy flow like the mighty Mississippi, A place everyone wants to be, a non-stop rager. Sometimes even celebrities hangout there. (Jared Leto, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal) A place where all your wildest dreams can come true. If the walls could talk you'd hear tales of debauchery, death, and dishonor.

Your girlfriend is not safe at The New Den

There's always a party at The New Den

by COYS October 31, 2011

news cunt

female reporter/news caster, who is:
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit

They had some highlights from the Giants' Super Bowl win, but the stupid news cunt ruined it for me.

by giants fan andrew February 5, 2008

New Sharlston

New Sharlston, ex mining village built solely for the purpose of housing hard working miners. Since the mine closed in 1995 theres has been only one job opportunity in New Sharlston. A village of 200 people with one person employed as a taxi driver. The children of the old miners are now adults who have never worked, they spend their days routing for coal in the old pit stakes, stealing alloy wheels, burning tyres, walking lurchers and drinking cider. The place reakes of rubber and shit. They all claim benefits due to the lack of employment in the village. All are related, recognised by orange hair. It's not a pleasant place, I don't recommend visiting on Mondays as strangers are often roasted on bbqs. I recommend visiting on Tuesday if you have to, when they get benefits get paid you are less likely to be eaten.

I live in New Sharlston it's a village

by bootcutter67 March 9, 2023

New Balls

An expression used to signify a change in perspective after a life altering event.

Gabe : You actually got head for the first time?

Chris: Dude, new balls.

by Staticc February 21, 2022

new kink

A new sexual desire that one has or develops towards something.

Ex. Is rob your new kink?
My new kink is bananas

by Randompedo129 July 5, 2016