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Instagram lust

n. A global phenomenon of people thinking they're seeing the love of their life while scrolling on instagram even though they've never spoken or interacted with them.
That bitch is not the love of your life, you have Instagram lust.
by Adam_is_a_real_human March 22, 2023
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I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.
by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019
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Instagram Bitch

An Instagram bitch has an unreal lifestyle as they pretend to be famous. There Instagram contains nothing but selfies, expensive drinks and food, and photos from that one beach vacation she took. She might even go as far as staging photos or candids. They'll pretend they party every day and always have something exciting going on to hide the fact High School is over and no one gives a shit about them anymore and they have no real friends or skills.
Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
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instagram

A social media site that has as much ai junk as New York has rats.
instagram is absolutely infested with ai junk. no matter how hard u try, u can’t get away from it.
by why are russian girls so cute September 18, 2025
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instagram

The unit of measurement to describe the weight of a hipster.
That bearded fellow over there in the flannel with the over priced coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.
by niklj November 20, 2020
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instagram

known as the “nasty killer appbasically random locals and “fans” chase around the artists and criticize them. means “garbage”, and “shit” in fandom language
instagram; (noun); shit, garbage, killer
eww aren’t you gonna throw away you ‘instagram’ ; someone asked me would i rather eat a shitty wipe, or use instagram, i chose shitty wipe because i refuse to play with garbage.
by miss eilish October 14, 2019
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Instagram

Instagrama is an American photo and video sharing social networking service founded by Kevin Systrom and Mike Krieger. In April 2012, Facebook Inc. acquired the service for approximately US$1 billion in cash and stock. The app allows users to upload media that can be edited with filters and organized by hashtags and geographical tagging. Posts can be shared publicly or with pre-approved followers. Users can browse other users' content by tags and locations and view trending content. Users can like photos and follow other users to add their content to a personal feed.

Instagram was originally distinguished by only allowing content to be framed in a square aspect ratio with 640 pixels to match the display width of the iPhone at the time. In 2015, these restrictions were eased with an increase to 1080 pixels. The service also added messaging features, the ability to include multiple images or videos in a single post, and a 'stories' feature—similar to its main opposition Snapchat—which allows users to post photos and videos to a sequential feed, with each post accessible by others for 24 hours each. As of January 2019, the Stories feature is used by 500 million users daily.
girl 1: i just posted a picture on instagram
girl 2: im going to like it
girl 1: thank you
by Itsyogirlkeke November 24, 2021
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