Barber Shopping

(Verb) The act of jerking off between two mirrors so as to have an infinite number of reflections of yourself to watch. Done only by the most narcissistic and self-absorbed of {assholes.

Donald Trump is known to do a bit of barber shopping while thinking of his daughter Ivanka.

by That one guy...you know? June 7, 2020

shop hopping

To go from store to store in search of great prices and good products

I shop hop for organic food to stay in my budget. I shop at 3 different grocery stores. I like shop hopping to save money.

by Mshealthycanbegood May 28, 2016

Shopping Anxiety

The rush a shopper gets when overwhelmed by a large amount of ideal clothing. This can be triggered by being in a shopping center, passing a window or browsing apparel online. Symptoms may include uneven breathing, racing of the heart, shaking of the body, moist palms and/or dizziness.

Girl: "Oh my gosh. Look at this super cute top...and this pair of hot shorts...NO WAIT, these heels are to DIE for! Whew, I think I need to sit dow-oh my gosh. Swim wear is half off!"
Friend: "Shopping anxiety much?"

by KaleighRene June 15, 2011

Shop Vac

A powerful vacuum used to clean up large messes

Kiersten : Wow Jake you really came A lot last night good thing we have that Shop Vac in the garage.
Jake : Uh yeah I did cum a lot last night but we didn't use a Shop Vac to clean it up!
Kiersten : Oh Yeah that was Monday night when Matthew came over!
Jake : WHAT!
Kiersten : Oh he's the cute salesman from Sears that sold me the Shop Vac he offered to show me how it worked!
Jake : GOD DAMN'T DID YOU CHEAT ON ME AGAIN?
Kiersten : No silly Matthew sucked his cum out of me with the Shop Vac GEE Jake don't have a cow!
Jake : Your pathetic you know that!
Steve : Hey guys check out the Shop Vac that cute guy from Sears sold me it can suck the cum right out of my dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! and it can suck Matthew's cum right out of my ass Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : And you think im pathetic?
Jake : Yeah you and Steve deserve each other!
Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight and play with my Shop Vac? (Wink)
Kiersten : Oh go fuck your Shop Vac!

by SlopNChop September 26, 2018

Machine Shop

1. A workshop where power-driven tools are used for making, finishing, or repairing machines or machine parts.

2. Club in the Flint, Michigan area featuring regular nationwide and local hard rock bands.

1. Supervisor: Get your ass back over to the machine shop and finish that part

2. Metalhead 1: Dude, I just won tickets for Mushroomhead tomorrow at the Machine Shop

Metalhead 2: Sweet.

by Scruffy1 April 22, 2006

Shopped Shouter

Cynical people who constantly feel the need to comment "shopped" or "photoshopped" at almost every thing they encounter on the internet believing they are saving others from believing liars and fakers. Sometimes they are right but ironically they are now in fact making people believe real, truthful things are actually SHOPPED! They usually come out in large numbers and drown out all other conversation.

Bill123: Woah, that photo of a clown fish is pretty amazing

WoLfcry24: ITS SHOPPED DUMASSES!

Bill123: Uh, Clownfishes are real...

WoLfcry24: No, that weird "fish" is obviously photoshopped, trust me I can tell retard.

Bill123: god damn Shopped Shouter...

by holycrap:)??? August 25, 2009

power shop

To go shopping and spend a LOT of money with no regards to the cost. Power shopping usually involves clothing, shoes, and accessories.

Paris and Nikki Hilton sure know how to power shop. They spent some serious cash last weekend in Beverly Hills.

by Hackermom July 23, 2008