by Dayle Ann February 04, 2009
Boyfriend, husband, credit card on legs or other that has been coerced into coming shopping for the purposes of carrying bags and/or paying for purchases.
I've been dragged all over town by my wife as a shopping mule and am now many pounds lighter. Thank God for The Boyfriend Chair!
by correctionalshoesboy April 14, 2009
Kiersten : Wow Jake you really came A lot last night good thing we have that Shop Vac in the garage.
Jake : Uh yeah I did cum a lot last night but we didn't use a Shop Vac to clean it up!
Kiersten : Oh Yeah that was Monday night when Matthew came over!
Jake : WHAT!
Kiersten : Oh he's the cute salesman from Sears that sold me the Shop Vac he offered to show me how it worked!
Jake : GOD DAMN'T DID YOU CHEAT ON ME AGAIN?
Kiersten : No silly Matthew sucked his cum out of me with the Shop Vac GEE Jake don't have a cow!
Jake : Your pathetic you know that!
Steve : Hey guys check out the Shop Vac that cute guy from Sears sold me it can suck the cum right out of my dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! and it can suck Matthew's cum right out of my ass Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : And you think im pathetic?
Jake : Yeah you and Steve deserve each other!
Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight and play with my Shop Vac? (Wink)
Kiersten : Oh go fuck your Shop Vac!
Jake : Uh yeah I did cum a lot last night but we didn't use a Shop Vac to clean it up!
Kiersten : Oh Yeah that was Monday night when Matthew came over!
Jake : WHAT!
Kiersten : Oh he's the cute salesman from Sears that sold me the Shop Vac he offered to show me how it worked!
Jake : GOD DAMN'T DID YOU CHEAT ON ME AGAIN?
Kiersten : No silly Matthew sucked his cum out of me with the Shop Vac GEE Jake don't have a cow!
Jake : Your pathetic you know that!
Steve : Hey guys check out the Shop Vac that cute guy from Sears sold me it can suck the cum right out of my dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! and it can suck Matthew's cum right out of my ass Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : And you think im pathetic?
Jake : Yeah you and Steve deserve each other!
Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight and play with my Shop Vac? (Wink)
Kiersten : Oh go fuck your Shop Vac!
by SlopNChop September 26, 2018
by Dozza13 April 29, 2014
1. A workshop where power-driven tools are used for making, finishing, or repairing machines or machine parts.
2. Club in the Flint, Michigan area featuring regular nationwide and local hard rock bands.
2. Club in the Flint, Michigan area featuring regular nationwide and local hard rock bands.
1. Supervisor: Get your ass back over to the machine shop and finish that part
2. Metalhead 1: Dude, I just won tickets for Mushroomhead tomorrow at the Machine Shop
Metalhead 2: Sweet.
2. Metalhead 1: Dude, I just won tickets for Mushroomhead tomorrow at the Machine Shop
Metalhead 2: Sweet.
by Scruffy1 April 03, 2006
The event in which a person (usually male) suffers from aches and pains in the legs, usually due to being dragged around high streets or shopping centres, usually by females!
Male: "Let's go home, my legs are killing me!"
Female: "You're such a bitch you get shopping legs within five minutes!"
Female: "You're such a bitch you get shopping legs within five minutes!"
by mrfitz January 19, 2009
this is a place that sells fish. a very good fish shop to go to is the craigish and lauraish fish shop which is situated in cock-a-mouth.they make some dam good fish i would suggest you go there. the fish smells nice....
by lora December 21, 2004