Egyptian Impeachment

Verb

When a massive protest (approx. 60% or population) is staged against a president, resulting in the promised resignation of said president

to be a true Egyptian Impeachment, the protest MUST be met with gratuitous violence from said presidents supporters

WHAT?!

OBAMA DIDNT COME THROUGH ON THE HEALTHCAR BILL?!

lets start up an old Egyptian Impeachment

by Captain Planet Jr February 22, 2011

type impediment

A condition afflicting a person, who, through slovenliness or malcoordinated sausage fingers, cannot type a coherent sentence for their lives.

The life of a man haunted by his type impediment..
Girl on fb: Hey, king george the VI, how's things? xx
King George VI: ajnca girmg nf 3of dsfnosdn @Nns sdkv? yy
King George VI: *Im garet tnkahs, now are you dnoig?
King George VI: *I'm fine thanks, how are you?

by royston white May 15, 2014

flirt impediment

The obstruction to flirtation practices.

The girl has a flirt impediment.

by Ryryboo2 September 3, 2016

Bold impaler

A person who attempts to have sexual relations with a friend's, coworker's, or boss's family member.

My friend Nate tried to hook up with his friend Gage's sister, I have much more respect for him being such a bold impaler.

by The greatest bold impaler August 17, 2016

L'Imperatice

Empress, or L'Imperatice, is a fearless force of fury who will never let anyone stand in her way. If ever someone dared to cross her, consequences would be relentless. This flawless human being is just not that, human. She is a superforce who will take over the world and have endless commoners worshipping her every move and peasants banished from existence.

Elle est L'Imperatice, she is fearless.
She is the Empress, I'd watch my mouth around her.

by Littlebey September 20, 2017

reach impediment

a disorder short people have

Jose needs a ladder because he has a reach impediment.

by deucebag211 June 2, 2018

Alpine impaler

Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.

Walt sure loved backpacking.... Although the alpine impaler always leaves him walking funny.

by Albinosnowman September 27, 2018