I’m not sick, I’m ill 😎

When sick isn’t cool enough and you gotta bring it the next fucking level

“That’s sick bro”

“ i’m not sick, I’m ill 😎 “

by The illist July 25, 2018

ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger

when a crackhead is so horribly ruined, poor and hungry that they will suck a persons dick for a cheeseburger.

you walk out of mcdonalds and a crazy homeless man runs up to you ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger!

by xray500 August 13, 2011

ill-fated ass grab

Something you really want and think you are going to get and then it doesn't happen for you. The genesis of the term was an actual grab of an ass that went bad.

"I thought I had that job promotion in the bag, but it turned out to be just another ill-fated ass grab."

by mattkorey October 20, 2008

oh yeah.... ill do that

when you dont want to do something but you still want to be nice

mom. DO YOUR LANDRY!!!!!!
you. oh yeah.... ill do that mom.

by inosuke fanboy October 19, 2021

ill beat you with a tube sock

filling a tube sock with pennies or a couple bars of soap and whoopin some ass...

bitch "ill beat you with a tube sock" full of change...

by Nick vp October 23, 2008

100 likes and ill go sicko mode

100 likes and ill go sicko mode is when you are so dank up to the point where everybody in the room starts t-posing on little children and grabbing them by the cheeks.

Let's go 100 likes and ill go sicko mode on those little kids.

by XboxIsBetter December 13, 2018

Ill wear you like a hat

i was at a concert and got a little too inebriated and shouted this at a guy when he looked at me. It basically means "I will whup your ass."

Dude if you mess with me I will wear you like a hat !

by Neo8633 April 28, 2011