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Hillbilly Homeschool Education

The education received by southern children from their hillbilly parents in the form of "homeschooling"
Jon-Bob's got his degree from the University of Steve-O's Hillbilly Homeschool Education.
by Ajc1119 June 30, 2020
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Hillbilly Mathematics

The phenomena of conflicting family relationship statuses where childbirth through incest turns a family tree into a family spiderweb.
According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.
by Chain Furious April 4, 2025
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Metro Hillbilly

(n): A person who enjoys wearing plaid flannels, in colors other than army green, black, red, dark blue. Acceptable colors include, bright pink, bright blue, actually any neon color, or colors often found on a metrosexual. Also, if in question, when wearing said flannels, wearer will defend onself with "Hey its not my fault you are not into fashion."
Dude K.K. is looking like a metro hillbilly right now.
by acer10000000 January 15, 2011
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hillbilly

someone who calls a refrigerator an ice box, lives in a trailer, leaves their christmas tree up for two years, votes for trump, and wears tank tops and jean shorts every day, etc.
god he’s a such a hillbilly
by snoopdoggsbigtoe August 17, 2021
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Hillbilly Knee

Body part used to navigate a motor vehicle with while changing radio station or conduction an imaginary orchestra.
" I use this har hillbilly knee to drives to the licker store for my's beverages".
by Hillbilly Wannabe December 30, 2008
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Hillbilly incubator

Why don't you climb back into that hillbilly incubator you call a home and move to another trailer park.
by Bbd4l September 28, 2019
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hillbilly punch

a drink where people put every thing from turpinten to vodka and every thing in between and mix it together ussually results in hospital visits.
by paco de ponzone November 17, 2017
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