Guy 1: "How was your date with Elizabeth?"
Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."
Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"
Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."
Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"
by dinkydew January 12, 2012
by omega123180 February 27, 2010
The glitter you get on you in the art room. Gets all over your hands, face, and EVERYWHERE... and when you check your hair five years later, it's still there.
Person 1: "Dude, there's glitter in your hair."
Person 2: "Yeah, just got some art room herpes. It won't go away!"
Person 2: "Yeah, just got some art room herpes. It won't go away!"
by whiterabbit006 January 27, 2010
An echange in bodily fluid, usually in a kiss, carrying the disease known as herpes during the time known as New Years Eve. Commonly contracted between the end of one year, and the beginning of another. Famous in Times Square in New York City. Do Not Mistake with chinese new years herpes.
Jeff: Is Bob Coming into work today?
Greg: No, he has to go see the doctor.
Jeff: Why?
Greg: He thinks he's caught the New Years Herpes.
Jeff: Is that like the Chinese New Years Herpes?
Greg: No, Not even close. Chinese New Years Herpes are WAY different!!@
Greg: No, he has to go see the doctor.
Jeff: Why?
Greg: He thinks he's caught the New Years Herpes.
Jeff: Is that like the Chinese New Years Herpes?
Greg: No, Not even close. Chinese New Years Herpes are WAY different!!@
by Flip Static December 31, 2009
Just got back from China on business and I think I caught that communist lung herpes that's been in the news
by BettyHumpter October 02, 2020
A variant of Herp Derp, Herp da Derp is:
1.) An expression when someone says something obvious.
2.) An expression for when someone says/does something stupid.
3.) A random expression usually used during an awkward silence, but can be used out of complete randomness; can also be used as a greeting.
1.) An expression when someone says something obvious.
2.) An expression for when someone says/does something stupid.
3.) A random expression usually used during an awkward silence, but can be used out of complete randomness; can also be used as a greeting.
1.)Guy1: Canada is a country.
Guy2: HERP DA DERP!
2.)Guy1: I just drove off a skyscraper on a scooter.
Guy2: HERP DA DERP!
3a.)Guy1: I'm gay.
Guy2: ........ HERP DA DERP!
3b.)Guy: -opens chat room with random friend- HERP DA DERP!
Guy2: HERP DA DERP!
2.)Guy1: I just drove off a skyscraper on a scooter.
Guy2: HERP DA DERP!
3a.)Guy1: I'm gay.
Guy2: ........ HERP DA DERP!
3b.)Guy: -opens chat room with random friend- HERP DA DERP!
by herpdaderp:D August 19, 2010
It's the diseases that the boys have .. It's a mixture of stds , bad kissing skills , small dicks and a bit of asshole syndrome with a touch of douche all rolled into one . It is rife throughout the Durban area and many other costal areas
by bum :p November 20, 2014