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Helmet scrapage

Refers to the action of the head of a penis that is vigorously pulled back and forth inside a vagina. The topside of the penis head is flared upward and scrapes the inside of a vagina triggering a female orgasm.
She needs a little helmet scrapage tonight to calm her down. I got just what she needs.
by JoeyBomm May 6, 2021
mugGet the Helmet scrapagemug.

helmet merchant

a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'
Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"
by TeevReqq May 22, 2023
mugGet the helmet merchantmug.

Helmet Hodges

Helmet Hodges is the president of the light bulb committee. He/she is the hottest pep out there and being called helmet Hodges is the best thing anyone could say to you cause helmet Hodges is so cool ;)
Pep 1: *gives a swag walk*
Pep 2: * instantly falls in love and wants to be friends ;)*
Pep 2(again): “omg your like helmet Hodges”
by Robloxlover_123 January 1, 2021
mugGet the Helmet Hodgesmug.

Helmet kid

A retard that wear's a helmet that sits in an electric wheelchair with a diaper that seems to ruin everything by screaming obnoxiously but you can't complain about them because "Equality" even though they're screams probably mean end me in special language
Helmet kid: "Hdosbwzgsnkagskssysjwbsiebhdjei"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"
by Gary glitters left nut November 18, 2019
mugGet the Helmet kidmug.

Helmet Inspection

The act of using your tongue to lick under the head of the penis.
Last night while Jessica was going down on me she gave me a helmet inspection! It was amazing!
by thesnowman611 March 8, 2015
mugGet the Helmet Inspectionmug.

helmet chip

When a female give a male a blow job and and bites the tip , taking a chunk out of it causing a helmet chip
..Susan: " Hey Bob, have you ever had a helmet chip before?"
..Bob: " well no, what is a helmet chip?"
..Susan:" I'd have to demonstrate ...Follow me sir!"
..................*Susan goes down on Bob*....................
..Bob:" That is amazing!"
..Susan: " wait for it"
..Bob: " oh teeth"
......................*Susan bites the tip and takes a small chunk*...............
..Bob: "Ow!"
..Susan: "You sir now have a piece of your helmet missing, now you have a Helmet Chip!"
by chip less helmet February 10, 2014
mugGet the helmet chipmug.

arse helmet

a big fucking idiot

its a nickname for someone you dont like, that you and your mates all know.
alright arse helmet hows it going?
have you seen arse helmet about... he's fucking retarded that guy!
by jonny rotten pants June 29, 2009
mugGet the arse helmetmug.

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