Harold Camping

Some nitshit who fucks with his bible at night.
He predicted that we would all suddenly die on the 21st may 2011 by spouting soime mathical mumbo-jumbo

Harold Camping: We will all die because God is bored.

by Mr lololololololololololololol September 24, 2011

Harold Camping

1. A false prophet who predicted that the Rapture would occur on May 21, 2011. 2. Someone who believes numerology can be used in mathematical proofs.

1. Harold Camping falsely predicted the date of the Rapture several other times, prior to the May 11th instance. 1994 is the most frequently cited example, but there are others. 2. Harold Camping's "evidence" consisted of two numerological ramblings, which he called mathematical demonstrations.

by Asorbus September 24, 2011

Harmonica

When a young lady gives a line-up of men rapid blowjobs by running her mouth along the penis heads as if they were a harmonica.

"Dang, that ho gave us a harmonica last night..."

by Antoine December 14, 2004

harmonizing

Pretending you can sing when really you sound like SHIT

Hey Christi, I am going to be harmonizing with you

*starts singing like GARBAGE*

by SlizzardWizard September 8, 2010

Harmone

The male member (har-MOAN')

Heyo! Baby wanna slop on my harmone?

by Pabes April 23, 2006

Harold Melvin

Mancunian Slang for a five pounds note. Dervived from the Soul Singer and his band - Harold Melvin & the Bluenotes. The reasoning being a five pound note is Blue.

1) Lend us a Harold til Friday.
2) Tickets are only a Melvin each.
3) That Harold Melvin is Jeckle (& Hyde i.e. Snide)

by El Diablo Rojo November 11, 2007

Harold

A harold (HRLD) is a volumetric measure of Birthday cake. . It is equal to 90 cubic inches.

Joanne ordered a quarter "Harold" of cake at the local restaurant. Bob went for the "full Harold" and all were amazed! Matthew was able to eat a half Harold of cake and was satisfied. A 10 Harold cake is a very large cake!

by Gravaman December 4, 2009