French Handshake

The accidental male to male contact which happens during double penetration

"Dude, what just happened there"
"I don't know man all I know is that we were fucking the shit out of her and we got locked into a French Handshake"
"I'm going to have to scrub my nuts for an hour after you did that bag work on me"
"I'm not worried about that so much as the eye contact...Bro never make eye contact!!!!

by samweis July 9, 2010

smitty handshake

The act of sticking your hand in your ass crack and shaking some ones hand...

Bruce gave Amanda a Smitty Handshake..and she loved it..

by captnhowdy January 3, 2005

Russian Handshake

The act of shaking hands as if greeting an individual in which you then whip out a machete with your free hand and lop his gripped hand off at the wrist. You may then do what you wish with the hand.

Dude: Ever hear of a Russian Handshake?
Russian: No.
Dude: Yeah, me neither.

by bearded pirate dancer July 25, 2008

homeless handshake

Getting a handjob from a homeless person in exchange for a handout of money.

There are women at the shelter who will give you a homeless handshake for $5.

by J-Jo F February 21, 2011

Iowa Handshake

The light touching of two bare penises by two men, usually upon meeting each other for the first time. The Iowa Handshake is believed to have originated in Bettendorf, Iowa, where men to this day often "touch tips" to convey trust. Today it is also common in the Highland Park area of St. Paul, MN, particularly North of Ford Parkway.

The only man you can trust is one that gives you an Iowa Handshake while he looks you in the eye

by NewMember September 3, 2021

heavy handshake

When a dealer shakes the buyers hand and simultaneously transfers drugs into his/her hand.

He gave me a heavy handshake, to keep the heat off.

by Will Dearborn January 19, 2014

Broman Handshake

(N.) A ritualistic action normally performed by drunken college students wherein two bros clasp the inside of one another's forearms and shout "AS ONE!" as the Romans once did.

Mike: One.

Lance: Two.

Both: Three---

AS ONE!

Mike: That was a great Broman Handshake!

*Both return to drinking*

by Helping Verb October 14, 2010