Brady: "How was last night with Leah?"
Alex: "It was great, but the flaming handjob she gave me hurt life a mfer."
Brady: "It's ashame I gave you chlamydia."
Alex: "Yeah."
Alex: "It was great, but the flaming handjob she gave me hurt life a mfer."
Brady: "It's ashame I gave you chlamydia."
Alex: "Yeah."
by FedsGay69 August 17, 2019
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by Steve Erwin February 9, 2024
Get the Harambe handjobmug. Lucas introducing metachlorians to explain The Force pissed us off so much we held him down and gave him a Bronx Handjob
by UnexpectedBacon November 10, 2024
Get the Bronx Handjobmug. The use of mud , sand or dirt as lube as a woman jerks your off onto her stomach.
Natalie gave me a feral handjob and I blew my load all the way onto her face
Natalie gave me a feral handjob and I blew my load all the way onto her face
by BellsBeach50 May 2, 2019
Get the Feral Handjobmug. Just a random defintion made by a college student at the University of Tennessee-Knoxville on Saturday April 16th at 11:06pm.
(i hate you Yuki -.-)
(i hate you Yuki -.-)
He is known as "Handjob Fritz" around the college.
Brad recently saw a movie poster for Handjob Fritz and nearly shit his pants.
Brad recently saw a movie poster for Handjob Fritz and nearly shit his pants.
by aweirdguy69 April 16, 2022
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Ben woke up in pure euphoria and a wet patch, he rolled over to his best friend blake sleeping next to him. His euphoria swiftly turned to shock and exclaimed "oh fuck, I've had a Schrödinger's handjob"
by Hayden Schrödinger June 24, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's handjobmug. Themselves
Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900
Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes
Those Around Them
Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me
Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs
Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900
Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes
Those Around Them
Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me
Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs
by Handjob Bill April 15, 2022
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