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by Dicktionary~ January 19, 2021
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Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
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diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.
I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.
by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021
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pandy handy

A handjob given in a pandemic. Likely a bit of a concession, in that a blowjob might have been given if it weren’t for the pandemic and needing to keep one’s mask on.
She’s been pretty serious about quarantine so I ended up with a pandy handy.
by breezygoing January 31, 2021
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Handies

When a person uses their hand to massage a male penis for money or drugs
Damm did you see that man bun giving handies in the parking lot for crack
by Edward scissor hands February 12, 2021
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Handy candy

In February 14th you must give a handjob for a piece of candy of your choosing
Melissa gave me a handy candy for a butterfinger
by Hungry guy February 13, 2021
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Drop a handy

Get your penis out and Drop a handy
by anonymous April 2, 2021
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