Miracle Grip

When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.

I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.

by Slippin' pee hands December 27, 2021

Bro grip

The bro grip- a guys trip staple. Where 1 guy lays down and begins to jack off, the others join hands around the jackers hand and assist in this action. Till all hands are soaked in triumphant ejaculation of man seed.

That bro grip on the guys trip last week was amazing.

After the bro grip, I found myself more connected to my group of friends.

by Guysjusthangingout February 21, 2019

Grip the Squatch

The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.

"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."

by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016

Grips Moment

A Grips Moment is the instance of lacking any brain cells and saying the first thing that pops into your head.

Greg - "Your car makes noise when it stands still"
Greg just had a Grips Moment.
Jay - "Wait a vertebra isn't a bug?"
Jay just had a Grips Moment.

by LilSticky December 2, 2021

grip the ice

In less vulgar way it means when a man is going to jack off or just to grip there penis well why just because

Im bout to grip the ice

by IceGripper August 5, 2023

Skater grip

When her coochie is dry, rough, and dirty like a skaters griptape.

She had skater grip, and my penis looks like a sanded down hot dog

by Verysoggywaffle April 14, 2021

Gentleman’s Grip

From Sloth’s debut album, “Thank You, Sire!”, the gentleman’s grip is to hold a beverage (typically alcoholic), and a smoking device (typically of cannabis variety) in the same hand.

“when you want more than just a little bit, boy- now I recommend utilizing that gentleman’s grip”

by The Sire O’ Lord November 7, 2023