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At least 7 members. The coolest friend group around. Everyone wants to be friends with this group of friends.
Dude I wish we were in gorphinsmurtz, they’re awesome.”
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Gorp

to frantically swallow drugs.
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Surreptitious oral ingestion of an entire quantity of illicit narcotics in one's possession is a practice frequently employed as a last resort to avoid apprehension by law enforcement authorities. Frequently, the quantity of chemicals consumed in this manner can pose a significant risk to health or could result in fatality.

Derived from 'Gulp' in how the action is engaged in a single process, and how 'Gorp' is more linguistically pleasing when "Gulping a handful of pills" feels less aesthetically accurate than "Gorping a handful of pills".

This method of ingesting paraphernalia can be employed as either a 'verb' or a 'noun'. In the latter case, it specifically designates the item being ingested by mouth, often referred to as "the gorp" when disposing of illegal substances in this fashion.

Similar to the use of 'keister' in how the action of 'keistering' can also refer to the object being 'keistered'. However, these examples slightly diverge in how the buttocks, specifically the anus, can be referred to as 'the keister', whereas reference to the mouth should include a hyphenated word similar to 'hole' (i.e., a 'gorp-hole').

Caution: The practice of concealing evidence in order to evade possession charges carries a significant and severe level of risk and may result in unintentional overdose and potential fatality.
1) as a verb Shit homie, finna gorp this ope right quick. Pig ain't got shit on me player, best bleedat! Bitch still gonna hassle my ass on some poke-ass bullshit though. Sheeit, I got priors.

2) as a noun Bout to num this here gorp right quick. Be cool player, be cool! Just toss it down the gorp-hole and shit gonna c alright.
by x-AssChaplain-x October 29, 2023
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Gorny

“I feel so freaking Gorny!”
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GORP

Acronym for the classic camping combination of Granola, Oatmeal, Raisins and Peanuts.

Not sure who makes trail mix with just raisins and peanuts
1: Made some GORP for the hike today, want a handful?
2: Does it have more than just raisins and peanuts?
1: yes, it also has granola and oatmeal, what am I, a mutant?
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Goopy Grapes

A delicacy of grapes glazed with Sour Creame, Cream Cheese, sugar, and to top it off Issacs Special Sauce.
When asked how long it takes to make his world famous " Goopy Grapes" Issac responded,d, On a good day two minutes"
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Goppy

A name for grandkids to call their grandma.
Hey Goppy! How’s Grandpa?
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Gorydamn

The posh version of Bloodydamn. Originates from “Red Rising” by Pierce Brown
“I’ll knock your Gorydamn socks off
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