sober goggles

A guy who in a clearminded, sober state, still thinks ugly girls are attractive.

Damn, Bill's girlfriend is one ugly ass ho. He's got some serious sober goggles.

by Mikeecht December 25, 2007

black goggles

When you put your balls over a girls eyes so all they see is black

I gave her the black goggles last night

by Assll June 15, 2017

boggs goggles

the point of being too drunk or high

"at the party i was wearin' my boggs goggles for sure"

by oh fudge January 10, 2007

Goggles Pizzano

When you squat over a womans face and place a testicle in each eye socket, she licks your ass while you "shift gears" with your hot rod. Can also be know as "face racing".
See Russian Goggles

My wife gave me a Goggles Pizzano last night and when I shifted into high gear, I blew a nut and gave her face a high octane load of man sauce!

by Myles Longstein June 25, 2004

pervert goggles

goggles that cover your eyes and nose that perverts wear in swimming pools to check out people under the water for a longer period of time

Becca- OMG Alice, that guy has been under the water for a half an hour........he's looking at your butt

Alice- OMGzz he's wearing pervert goggles.......lets tell mom and dad.........

by 784596 July 11, 2009

Frat Goggles

Also referred to as Brosta Del Mar's, Frat goggles refers to Costa Del Mar sunglasses

Look at that guy, he is rockin' those frat goggles! I wish I had some like that.

by Jimmy Sweens July 11, 2010

Beard Goggles

When you see a man with a beard, and you automatically think that person is awesome, funny, chill, or just an overall cool dude just because he has a beard.

- "Aww dude, look at that guy's beard! I bet that guy is awesome."

- "Na dude, that guys a convicted sex offender, you've got beard goggles on."

by jackapoe March 31, 2010