bat goggles

When you go to teabag someone but rethink and put your cum carriers onto the other persons eye sockets

Alec total gave me bat goggles when I was sleeping

by Marty griffin November 27, 2015

African Goggles

When you have someone's nutsack over your eyes.

Austin Driver woke up with African Goggles from Porter over his eyes.

by Driversabitch April 15, 2022

Replay Rose Goggles

Worn by sports douches when they refuse to believe their team/player did something wrong even when video replay CLEARLY showed the flag/call was correct and 5 million viewers with IQ's above a hamster's can easily agree with it.

Referee: "After further video review, the players foot was out of bounds; pass is ruled incomplete."

Sports Douche: "What?! How can that be. He was clearly in bounds. The ref couldn't see the difference between the guys white shoes and the white sideline... That's a bull s#^t call! And why the hell did the coach even call that play...?"

Objective Observer: "Dude, sit the hell down, shut up and take off those Replay Rose Goggles. He was clearly out of bounds. The video replay CLEARLY showed it, you dumbass! It's guys like you that make me want to root against our team..."

by Beech_nuts September 15, 2009

Caribbean Swamp Goggles

When someone sits on one's face in the nude and lets a wet one rip with one's nose halfway up their ass crack. Most commonly used as a method of revenge and most successfully practiced on those who are asleep.

That joke he made about my mom's orifices collectively seeing more traffic than the 401 was his biggest mistake. Tonight he's gonna wake up wearing a pair of Caribbean Swamp Goggles.

by Jackington the Third November 28, 2009

Do I look like Google

When someone asks you a question that you don't feel like or have the time to answer

Jess: What are the three houses of our government?
Erik: Do I look like Google?!

by diver1273 October 15, 2011

is this Google?

No, this is Urban Dictionary.

"hey, is this Google?"

"No, this is Urban Dictionary."

by Catakuri April 13, 2021

giggle sex

The act of giggling with and whispering to your partner instead of doing anything that's actually sexual or romantic. May or may not include headbutting. Once in a great while a "gigglegasm" may be achieved, but this is rare. Faking a "gigglegasm" is also commonplace.

"It is very awkward when my roomate and her boyfriend have giggle sex while I'm in the room"

by The Gigglegasm Donor March 28, 2007