Jizz Goggles

When a girl looks so hot wearing glasses, that it makes a guy want to cum on her face. Hence, making them jizz goggles.

Rushi said to Tyler, "Damn, Sasha looks good wearing those jizz goggles today."

by Tyler, Rushi May 8, 2008

boggs goggles

the point of being too drunk or high

"at the party i was wearin' my boggs goggles for sure"

by oh fudge January 10, 2007

sober goggles

A guy who in a clearminded, sober state, still thinks ugly girls are attractive.

Damn, Bill's girlfriend is one ugly ass ho. He's got some serious sober goggles.

by Mikeecht December 25, 2007

nigger goggles

When a nigger from a tv show wears sunglasses that look like goggles

Ask him where he got his nigger goggles

by Ilovemygoggles April 11, 2016

black goggles

When you put your balls over a girls eyes so all they see is black

I gave her the black goggles last night

by Assll June 15, 2017

iranian eye goggles

The act of placing a single nut on each eyelid of the victim

Dude last night I gave Jenny Iranian eye goggles and she couldn't see for two hours.

by Joemom12 February 12, 2014

Goggles Pizzano

When you squat over a womans face and place a testicle in each eye socket, she licks your ass while you "shift gears" with your hot rod. Can also be know as "face racing".
See Russian Goggles

My wife gave me a Goggles Pizzano last night and when I shifted into high gear, I blew a nut and gave her face a high octane load of man sauce!

by Myles Longstein June 25, 2004