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the story goes that a couple of guys gathered everyday to eat glazed donuts...

Shame glaze

When a female is ashamed of the guy she wants to fuck, be it that he is unattractive, fat or has a small penis, yet she enjoys riding that penis, but not sucking, because its small and unattractive. The then process of the cumshot becomes a shame glaze.
"Wipe the shame glaze of my face"

Death glaze 

The unmistakeable look of resignation in a person's eyes when they realise their life will end in the next few moments.
Some say this is a look of incomprehensible terror, some say a mental breakdown, others that it's the retrospective of said person's existence playing to them. Whatever it is, you know the look when you see it.

The first few moments after the glaze are usually the happiest of said person's lifetime, for it is now that may relish true freedom.
Not only is the pain over very soon, but they know, for a finite number of seconds, they are essentially invincible.

Another rumour is that Death itself whispers the secret of life to the condemned just before expiration. If these prospects excite you, worry not. Your death glaze is on the way!
At the Zoo:

"Dude, i just totally saw Carl's death glaze!"

"I'm not surprised. Why did you think it would be funny to get him drunk and chuck him into the lion enclosure?"
applying seminal fluid to any variety of objects.
yeah dude, that girl told me to pull out but i glazed her instead.
glaze by cheesemangrill November 7, 2010
Glozz-zoo

When your penis is gently glazed with cum and cooter juice and you cock slap your best riend in the forehead, especially if he is a ginger.
"Dude, last night after i screwed his girlfriend I soooo Glazeaud him right in the face"

Generally followed with lawls and rofls
Glazeau by Gingerbitchhater April 1, 2009

Glaze-A-Face

An Extremely Hot Girl In which you would like to Spill your Goo on all over.
Wow That Gurl was extremely hot What a Glaze-a-Face!
when a gurl walks by yell =Glaze-A-Face!
I would like to Glaze all over her face like a Doughnut.