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Freshman

usually short, stupid, completely lost, and tend to look like babies. They are actually babies. They bitch like babies, they cry like babies. Shit comes flowing out of there mouth LIKE BABIES.

There are very few who are indeed cool and don't cry themselves to sleep at night.
"These freshman man,"

"Yeah we mine as well get them a motherfucking cradle."
by Dique April 2, 2009
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Freshman

Gay, Usually find them hanging out with people that are older then them so they can try to look cool. Although they will never be cool they are followers kind of like an annoying boyle on ur neck.
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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Freshman 15

When a girl that is kind of a slut but never puts out, goes to college and has sex with fifteen guys right off the bat.
" I thought Lindsay would be alright in college until I heard she did her freshman 15....... what a shame"
by CrystalMETH 6969 December 18, 2011
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freshmen fifteen

a compiled list of fifteen of the hottest freshmen in a college or university. usually contains at least one transsexual
dude 1: damn, i just saw number 7 on the freshmen fifteen, shes smoking!
dude 2: you dumbass shes a transsexual
dude 1: oh SHIT
by lolcow4342 November 1, 2009
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Freshmen Flight

When at a huge house party someone calls "COPS!" and all the underage college students drop their beers and run.

Usually happens when either a party has become too large or the house owners are trying to get the party to end.
Todd called the freshmen flight when the kegs ran dry.
by ZanIsAwesome October 6, 2010
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Freshman Face

The face made by a freshman or underclassmen that shows they either don't have a flying fuck of a clue or they majorly fucked up something.
Ha ha that freshman looks like a real dumb ass. Yeah he's got that freshman face.
by SFC. Jan says "HOOAH" December 1, 2011
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Freshmaker

When a woman gives a blowjob while enjoying a mentos at the same time. Then she swishes and gargles the mans ejaculate, after spitting out said ejaculate gives a long refreshing sigh. Ahhhhhhh, that's fresh.
Man I'm about to head to Costco to get some mentos, Cindy gives the best freshmakers.
Cindy gave me the best freshmaker last night my balls are still tingling.
by Deonte87 September 1, 2013
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