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Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
by Stoney69 November 13, 2020
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Chest-Freeze

The event that usually occurs before brain-freeze in your chest.
Chest-freeze sucks.
by ChillJammyTheEpic May 5, 2019
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freezing

freezing is when someone begins to become a snowflake
1. why are you freezing? you look stupid doing it-
by aa.. April 9, 2021
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Dingo Freeze

When ever you are having sexual intercourse and all of a sudden from outside you hear a dog bark. You lose your horniness and the girl ends up leaving. It is very embarrassing and usually everyone in your school will know about it the next day.
Johnny did a dingo freeze last night while we were having sex. I left his bitch ass there and broke up with him that night.
by Kniggit88 September 25, 2010
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patriotic freeze

Having intercourse with a girl using a Bomb Pop popsicle.
I was at the lake with her during the 4th of July and gave that freak a Patriotic Freeze.
by YaDonSon December 4, 2021
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Freeze It

To a excessively decorate jewelry item with a prolific quantity of diamonds ("ice"), connoting an obnoxious display of material wealth.
I just got a new Rolex.. but it's still plain though, I'm bout to freeze it.
by G. Twilight March 20, 2024
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flash freeze

The direct opposite of a slow burn: when a piece of media has romance that happens so quickly it's jarring.
I knew that Wattpad book was a flash freeze when the two characters started making out in chapter 1. I should get off that app
by FyterX July 26, 2023
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