E-shoes

a dumb gadget that generates electricity with walking but explodes after five steps

Mike: you're so dumb.
dylan: suck my exploding e-shoes.
everyone in the world: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

by Baron V. Stacker May 15, 2018

night shoes

1) The personality you put on when you go out at night. Your metaphorical party hat...if you will.

2) What you do at night.

"You about to see me in my night shoes"

"You don't know me, you only see me in my night shoes"

by Creampuff33 March 19, 2009

kenyan shoes

A label used to describe the state a person is in when he or she runs fast.

"Dude, did you see Steve?"
"Nah man. As soon as the cops showed up, he put on his Kenyan shoes and booked it out of there."

by durkadurka123 September 10, 2011

shoe sex

Erotic: an act or fantasy based around shoes and/or feet. Typically practised by males, involving all aspects of shoes, such as smell, shape or size. Can include domination and/or submissiveness, wearing of the idolized shoes or playing with them in an erotic way.

"Man, my wife has the sexyist black high-heal pointy shoes. Just sniffing them drives me wild for shoe sex!"

by zero_ryoko October 9, 2006

Shaq's Shoe

When you take a dump that is so big it breaches the top of the water in the bowl.

"Whew, that was a tough one. I just dropped Shaq's Shoe and I feel ten pounds lighter."

by B-Kins December 17, 2008

pancake shoes

when your shoes wear out from bustin out over the sole and touch the ground also known as a bad case of chode feet.

my feet have blisters because i have pancake shoes.

by shaunzula September 15, 2004

Man Shoes

Women's shoes that appear masculine enough to be worn by a man.

"I used to have pair of shoes like the ones you are wearing. They were real comfortable, although everyone called them my man shoes."

by theheat December 8, 2006