Gold in the Facedown Float

To die by drowning.

Mark: You hear that Joey died yesterday?
Frank: No way! How'd that happen?
Mark: He went to the pool after it closed, and won a gold in the facedown float.

by PBender August 5, 2008

egg nog float

Ejaculating into some ones mouth then sticking you balls on top of the cum.

After the football game Matt went over to Courtney's house an gave her a nice juicy egg nog float.

by air cortez April 1, 2009

Alaskan Ice Cream Float

When you proceed to ejaculate and take a dump in a glass, then shake up a soda. When having intercourse with your partner, you open the soda into her pussy and quickly throw in the ejaculate/feces combination.

John: What ever happened to your girlfriend Sally?
Mike: I gave her an Alaskan Ice Cream Float, and she never called again.

by Manuelmatthew July 1, 2011

float

v. to go fast
esp. as in cars

If I had a Camaro SS, I could float everywhere.

by Cosmic Truckaz October 17, 2003

Floating Turd

A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.

That guy in IT, he's a real floating turd.

by A non floater May 1, 2006

float my boat

What ever makes you hard or gives a guy an erection. Makes the penis rise, or 'float'.

Float my boat:
Every time I see a topless woman on the beach... Oh man, that really floats my boat!

by Zagila May 17, 2016

float

Someone who likes to be pleasured with whipped cream.

Stacey's a float. Last night we went through seven bottled of whipped cream, it was hot.

by gruetzmacher October 25, 2009