Flat earther

An imbecile who was dropped on their head as a baby multiple times or divorced people who want to die

Yo that bitch is a flat earther. She tried to talk to me yesterday and I think I lost a brain cell

by Mesa big boy February 17, 2019

flat-earther

One who believes in the theory of flat earths, perhaps as a result of having either a flat head or flat testicles.

Two flat-earther astronauts go into space.

"Look dude, we're orbiting a blue pancake!"
"Holy fuck! That's a funny ball-shaped pancake!"

by masterblaster01 January 17, 2018

Flat Top Betty

A woman with short hair.

Also a song by Paisley Wilde

That woman there is a Flat Top Betty!

by Paisley Wilde June 9, 2011

flat baller

An Ultimate frisbee player. The "ball" in this case is a 175 gram Discraft ultrastar.

I am going out on a date tonight with a gal who's a flatballer. (or) That flat baller can boat race.

by Imaginablemedium March 7, 2012

Flat as Holland

When something is so flat that it resembles the landscape of Holland

John: Blimey my beer tastes foul its got no fizz at all
Bill: Yeah John that Stellas flat as Holland, I'd be sending it back if I were you

by Celfore January 14, 2019

Dummy flat

The opposite of dummy thicc, someone who has absolutely no ass

Damn boi he so dummy flat his ass curves inward

by CavemanTheSecond December 21, 2019

whatever floats your goat

Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.

Person 1: I should... eat a pony. And a small child.
Person 2: Whatever floats your goat, man.

by t3hKEG December 12, 2007