When a lady squirts some love paste onto a cracker for her guy/gals eating pleasure.
Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!
Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!
1) Hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?
2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.
2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.
by PruneBoy October 30, 2013
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Get the poofta flaps mug.The Gunji Flap is the weirdest piece of skin on a man's body. It is located below the testicles and above the taint. This flap of skin is known as the Gunji Flap.
Very Similar to the "taint" which is the 2nd weirdest part of the body.
Very Similar to the "taint" which is the 2nd weirdest part of the body.
"Dude! I was watching this movie with Tom Cruise and I noticed he had the hottest Gunji Flap!"
"Dude I heard my friend was rubbing his Gunji Flap to some porn last night! What a tool!"
"Dude I heard my friend was rubbing his Gunji Flap to some porn last night! What a tool!"
by ydooWoody May 2, 2012
Get the Gunji Flap mug.While having sexual intercoarse randomly jump on her face and thrust your ass cheeks back and forth repeatedly. Depending on the mood you may want to take a dirty shit while doing the flapping butthole.
Bowers got the nastiest flapping butthole ever. Afterward he had a shit stain on his cheek for a week.
by NIGGA FUCK October 14, 2007
Get the Flapping Butthole mug.Describes two body parts in particular on the femal body. Volumeless saggy breast which resemble the pancake like flat bread called flap jacks.
Also describes a flat ass
Also describes a flat ass
by kumquat87 October 19, 2009
Get the flap Jacks mug.Flap Lip is a term which is described to a 40+ year old male that is known to be weak/disrespectful towards a fellow Christian rapper known as Junius Rogers.
Known information about being a flap lip: Forty year olds stay tryin' to get in somethin' (Uh-huh)
Sit your old ass down before you slip or somethin' (what?)
Sit down 'fore you slip a fuckin' disc or somethin', huh (okay)
I'm a war pit (pit), young and ruthless (ruthless)
Sit your old ass down before you slip or somethin' (what?)
Sit down 'fore you slip a fuckin' disc or somethin', huh (okay)
I'm a war pit (pit), young and ruthless (ruthless)
by TAwaiN of Puffy Vaginas April 25, 2022
Get the Flap LIP mug.1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel round the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Don’t pass them over!
by A Lover's Discourse December 23, 2009
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