hick fixing

When two red necks are set up on a date. Either by a mutual acquaintance or online dating site.

Did you hear about Billy Ray and Paula Sue?
Yeah, they make a fine couple.
That's some fine hick fixing goin' on there.

by JezDrag January 28, 2014

Fixing Cables

To snort a drug in powdered form, typically cocaine, while streaming WoW gameplay. The substance is arranged in a thin line and hidden from view below the monitor before being snorted.

Damn I died to the boss... time to go fixing cables!

by user04567y April 9, 2025

Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

A fucking big hammer.

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.

by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015

Fixing the Cable

Having sex

Chris and Natashlyn were fixing the cable while I was singing karaoke.

by RollTides0124 June 22, 2022

Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.

He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.

by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020

Fence fixing weirdo

When your mum fixed fences and you’re as skinny as the stick under a tree

Damn broski as if his mum fixes fences what a weirdo they’re all as skinny as his legs, his mums really a fence fixing weirdo

by Ur dog ugly November 22, 2020

Fix it Females

Ella’s mom.

Fix it females is great

by Ellasmom123 November 25, 2021