Fetus

A more powerful form of "Baby".

"Omg they're so cute, they're really Baby."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BABY?! THEY'RE STRAIGHT FETUS!!!"

by Datchicken7890 December 15, 2019

Fetus

Fetus is a slur against anyone under the age of 14

*children yelling in the public park*
John: Those damn fetuses are making too much noise
Paul: I hate fetuses

by Enkyy July 20, 2024

fetus man

a unborn man

pregnant woman:ooh my fetus man is ready to be born

by fetus maker May 8, 2019

ur fetus has no genus

Even worse than ur bloodline ain't a straight line. It is the ultimate insult

Whenever this is used someone in a 10 meter area (hail the metric system) explodes in confetti.

Bobby is at Timmy's place playing
- Ur mom gay, said Timmy.
- Ur dad lesbian, answered Bobby.
-Ur sister is a mister.
-I have no sister, said Bobby.
-That's it. Ur fetus has no genus!
*Timmy's mom explodes in confetti*

by ZimbleMeister April 18, 2018

Fetus Licker

a person who licks fucking fetuses.

mike: you know that fetus over there.
andy: yeah, i fucking licked it
mike: wow, your such a fetus licker

by pidgeonmaster69 November 26, 2019

fetus cereal

When you freeze dry your placenta and add it to cereal

I was feeling pretty hungover after NYE so i had some of my wife's fetus cereal and i was back to my old self by noon

by Willhe October 19, 2020

Schrödinger's Fetus

When your girl says the opposite of her pregnancy test results. Usually used to end or continue a relationship that is either failing or needs to end.

Guy 1: "Bro, I think my girlfriend has Schrödinger's Fetus!"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, that sucks. You should try to get the results yourself."
Guy 1: "I should"

by Bipto3964 January 16, 2021