dorsal fetus

a parasite shaped like a fetus that attatches itself to the back of the victim and uses a fleshy tube to syphon nutrients to itself
woah did you see debby?
yea she has a monstrous dorsal fetus!
by SwabbyLeftNut April 02, 2011
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Silly Fetus

A blonde-haired creature with youthful features usually standing roughly 6 feet in height. Contrary to popular belief, the Silly Fetus' hair is naturally blonde despite its black eyebrows. Its name is derived from its odd temperament (Silly) and the fact that it commonly smells as if it just came out of a vagina (fetus). The vaginal scent from the Silly Fetus is a mystery to many scientists as the creature does not get a lot of pussy.
A: What's that walking through the woods?? A Silly Fetus perhaps?

B: No, that's Sasquatch.

A: How can you be so sure?

B: It doesn't smell like a fish market out here.
by SeeMan July 19, 2012
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Penis Fetus

What comes out when you pass a kidney stone.
Honey, I think I just passed a Penis Fetus! I feel so much better now.
by Joyful Journey July 02, 2023
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fetus cereal

When you freeze dry your placenta and add it to cereal
I was feeling pretty hungover after NYE so i had some of my wife's fetus cereal and i was back to my old self by noon
by Willhe October 19, 2020
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chritus yeetus alabama fetus

a phrase that could be use in different ways, to annoy, if you're excited, or if you heard something unbelievable
Example 1
A: chritus yeetus alabama fetus chritus yeetus alabama fetus
B: geez! shut the fuck up will you?

Example 2
A: Boo!
B: chritus yeetus!
by i'm juses November 28, 2018
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fetus

Michael Lin is a fetus
Wow would you look at that fetus
by mlcolin December 19, 2016
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