Drinking for the fences

Aggressive consumption of alcohol, with the explicit intent of blacking out as quickly as possible.

"Damn man, watching the Patriots get trounced like this is just miserable."
"Yeah, I honestly don't think I can take it. Fuck it, I'm drinking for the fences." (chug).

by Marlowe1 December 2, 2009

straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.

damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

feces

brown stuff

i eat feces

by dfd February 26, 2003

paint the fence

when a male ejaculates on a womans breasts and then proceeds to spread his cum all over with his cock

"After I came on her tits, She let me 'paint the fence'."

by monicaC June 7, 2007

feces species

A specimen of brownish excrement. These come in all shapes and sizes. Believe me.

Holy crap! What a feces species!

by Sabeenerz October 6, 2008

ferberize

Really FRBR-ize, for Functional Requirements for Bibliographic Records. It is "a conceptual entity-relationship model developed by the International Federation of Library Associations and Institutions (IFLA)" in which relationships between the entities (in a catalog or bibliographic database) provide links to navigate through the hierarchy of relationships.

Creating separate records for print and digital formats now will allow us to ferberize our catalog later.

by GemmaHoo April 23, 2011

Painting the fence

When a male uses the tip of his penis like a paint brush the length of a womans vagina during or before intercourse

Before I stuck it in I was painting the fence to drive her nuts

by MRRJR March 21, 2010