"Jim and Tony won't be able to make it tonight. They are rather caught up in a bout of skin fencing."
by Cdvkings December 21, 2013
Get the skin fencingmug. The seemingly only government department that matters now. Plus the soldiers being forced to leave their incredibly important work to be twisted into situations where our best leaders are leaving over a fence with no meaning.
After the last general and then secretaries in the cabinet have been literally forced out of doing their jobs to focus upon a border fence. The only meaningful job must be at the Department of The-fence!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 26, 2018
Get the Department of The-fencemug. A way for two males to find out who's penis is larger by placing their erect penises side by side and then moving forward until one touches the other person making the male who's penis touched the other male the Victor
Me and my buddy diezel couldn't agree who's dick was bigger so we decided fencing would decide who was bigger and I won
by Godzillas_meaty_schlong23 September 13, 2022
Get the Fencingmug. The game that involves hoping a fence as fast as you can.
It was created in response to all of the conflict regarding PLANKING.
This game does NOT have any correlation to minorities hopping over fences to avoid being caught by the police and is not at all racist... O_o
It was created in response to all of the conflict regarding PLANKING.
This game does NOT have any correlation to minorities hopping over fences to avoid being caught by the police and is not at all racist... O_o
Jim:I'm fittna game of Hop-Fence started..
Jamal: My dude, you can not hope that fence faster than me...
Jim: Why? because you're an... Athlete? you thought I was gonna say black didn't you?
Jamal: -__- Yeah I did...
Jamal: My dude, you can not hope that fence faster than me...
Jim: Why? because you're an... Athlete? you thought I was gonna say black didn't you?
Jamal: -__- Yeah I did...
by DontCallEmLoso July 12, 2011
Get the Hop-Fencemug. by Hipopotomi August 13, 2022
Get the Fence Nibblermug. by Nohandle@weather April 15, 2021
Get the Fence blackmug. Multiple pieces of advice that are repeated to you when you're in the middle of something. Used when you've already dismissed the advice or are focusing on another part of an action.
Person A: Remember to take a step to your right before you bowl.
Person B: Um, okay.
*Person B takes a step to the right and bowls, but the ball skews to the left and enters the gutter.*
Person A: You took more than four steps before bowling. Make sure to count your steps.
Person B: Why would I need to--Ah, forget it.
*Person B takes a four-step approach before bowling, but the ball skews to the right again, this time hitting the seventh pin.*
Person A: Did you take a step to the right?
Person B: My problem isn't the delivery, it's the hook!
Do you want me to improve, or do you want to move your portable fence around?
Person B: Um, okay.
*Person B takes a step to the right and bowls, but the ball skews to the left and enters the gutter.*
Person A: You took more than four steps before bowling. Make sure to count your steps.
Person B: Why would I need to--Ah, forget it.
*Person B takes a four-step approach before bowling, but the ball skews to the right again, this time hitting the seventh pin.*
Person A: Did you take a step to the right?
Person B: My problem isn't the delivery, it's the hook!
Do you want me to improve, or do you want to move your portable fence around?
by ChameleonDragon September 11, 2021
Get the portable fencemug.