Fecal Festival

A festival held my the mole people where each person donates a gram of shit and they lace there houses with shit ornaments, once they are finished they bring down a human and split his penis open put some shit in his dick and see it closed

Hey the mole people are starting a fecal festival lay low so your duck don’t get shit in it

by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty August 4, 2021

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Fecal Fountain

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt

Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive

by yummy_thick December 9, 2019

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Fecal moss

When a turd sticks to the side of the toilet.

I noticed you planted some fecal moss upstairs.

by honkingdirtsnakes May 15, 2025

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fecal fingered

When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.

Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.

by Ballz Dee February 5, 2009

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Fecal Face

A more polite way of saying "shit head" without actually swearing.

"Hey fecal face! Fuck you!"

by __________Sprout January 5, 2024

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fecal fisherman

One who spelunks for fecal matter. Pertaining largely to the genus Ass Anglerus Maximus. See also: recal rummager

Boy, howdy! This gay bar sure is filled with loads and loads of ass anglers. Cecil, look there! That's one heckuva hairy leather-clad fecal fisherman! I can almost taste the shit mist...

by Jack Of All Asses January 11, 2012

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