The moment just after you realize you royally fucked up at work and double check to make sure you didn't actually shit yourself.
Me: Oh my god. Tracy just emailed a nude photo to her boyfriend while copying all 14,000 employees.
Trevor: Guaranteed fecalation right there.
Me: Yup.
Trevor: Guaranteed fecalation right there.
Me: Yup.
by auralex October 14, 2014
Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
Uncontrollable semi-solid diarrhea that exits your ass in a fashion similar to an arterial bleed, spouting at the rate of an MK14 machine gun— slower than some, yet rhythmic.
Jeff Mason is late to work again. He’s stuck on his toilet with another fecal hemorrhage episode. That poor son of a bitch.
by CBoyed February 23, 2024
fecal grindr will kick your ass
by meatball freak 73 July 20, 2022
A festival held my the mole people where each person donates a gram of shit and they lace there houses with shit ornaments, once they are finished they bring down a human and split his penis open put some shit in his dick and see it closed
by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty August 04, 2021
One who spelunks for fecal matter. Pertaining largely to the genus Ass Anglerus Maximus. See also: recal rummager
Boy, howdy! This gay bar sure is filled with loads and loads of ass anglers. Cecil, look there! That's one heckuva hairy leather-clad fecal fisherman! I can almost taste the shit mist...
by Jack Of All Asses January 06, 2012
by brapmaster69 January 24, 2022