Farmer Joe

Some 30-40-year-old toxic dumbass who lives in the US, you should call someone Farmer Joe when someone is being toxic in your game.

Man STFU Farmer Joe!

by chillp0rtal September 28, 2020

farmer candy

Anhydrous based Methamphetamine

Bert sure got geeked out on that farmer candy

by Monkey December 14, 2003

farmer brown

(n) A common type of math word problem, usually a simple algebra problem involving lengths of fencing.

This is an example of a farmer brown:
Farmer Brown wants to fence off a rectangular pen using the side of his barn as one side of the pen. If the barn is 300 feet long, and Farmer Brown has 1200 feet of fencing material, what are the lengths of the other sides and what is the area enclosed?

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Inverse Farmer

Also known as a soccer tan.

Wearing long socks on a sunny day, causing a tan line to appear mid to high calf.

Look at my inverse Farmer from yesterday, I'm never wearing knee high socks to the beach again!

by Roxy041793 July 13, 2010

farmer's tan

More appropriately used by one who works outside all day long especially a farmer. Hence the name farmer's tan.

Bill Joe worked out in the paw paw patch all day and got a real bad farmer's tan.

by Carter SN October 2, 2005

yogurt farmer

a chick with an outrageous yeast infection, often made worse by cream pies. Tendency to store semen after sex without cleaning herself up resulting in cultured clue goo

Trina is such a nasty hoe, bitch be a yogurt farmer- why don't you go harvest some

by EasternElite July 6, 2010

Chicken Farmer

A perfect specimen of a female who grew up raising chickens which has blessed her with the ability to raise any and all cocks within her general vicinity just by being present & with her Absolutely stunning Beauty.

Patron: "Excuse me bartender! You must have been raised on a chicken farm not?"
Bartender: "Huh? Why would You say that?"
Patron: "Well by the way your raising cocks around here I just figured u We're surely a Chicken Farmer"
Bartender: "OMG! Shut Up your so Ridiculous."
Patrin: "Seriously tho."

by Vendetta Fist October 24, 2017