When someone seems much hotter then they actually are because the other people around are ugly. For example, when you are at work, there's a limited amount of people to look at so the hottest person might seem like a 10 but they are actually a 6 because everyone else you work with is super ugly.
by Sisterkdog54 October 18, 2017
the usage of a sexual lubricant. specifically, using a lubricant without your partner's knowledge is "bearing false wetness."
"man, i thought my girlfriend was really ready for me last night, but later when i snuck into her purse i found out she was bearing false wetness. isn't that a sin?"
by dankhaddock May 08, 2012
Guy: I thought you were my girlfriend.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.
by JustTrey January 17, 2023
A female who says guys think she's a bitch to make herself look badass, when really they think she's a cowardly poser, not a bitch.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020
Someone who talks about using drugs, but has never actually used any.
Example: People who say 'I'm a crackhead', but show no symptoms of being on crack are false junkies.
Example: People who say 'I'm a crackhead', but show no symptoms of being on crack are false junkies.
by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 20, 2020
Hym "And how it works is basically like this: So-and-so will sarcastically say 'Well this person is clearly a victim.' And what they are insinuating is that the person is 'acting as though they are a victim even though they are are not.' This creates the implicit false dichotomy between 'People who act like victims' and 'People who don't.' The former are 'The bad ones' and the latter are 'The good ones.' Sound familiar? It's the 'good one/bad one frame.' I'VE WRITTEN ABOUT THAT BEFORE! REMEMBER!? It's a framing tool they like to use! See it!? And that's all it is. It doesn't mean anything."
by Hym Iam April 05, 2023
by Lord toadperson January 24, 2019