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fire at the feces

To shoot the shit; to hang around and talk about whatever comes up without any real purpose.
Kyle: "Hey Brian, do you want to go outside and make targets out of cow manure and shoot our rifles at them?"
Brian: "No, I think I'm just gonna hang out here with Mike and Phil and fire at the feces."
by Nicholas D January 19, 2008
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fecal nugget

a small piece of shit that is rather firm in nature but has been seperated from the log as a whole.
Anthony barely dodged the fecal nugget that was thrown in his direction by a shitbag inmate.
by Bryan Martyn Sr. November 6, 2007
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Fecal Famine

A long period of time in which defacation cannot occur.
"Aww man! I haven't taken a crap in like a week! What a fecal famine."
by E. Budge September 7, 2008
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Feces

Feces means poo.
by speedy January 21, 2003
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Fecal Mass

The mass (weight) of a person's feces in one bowel action (see defecation). In humans, fecal mass is typically in the range of 50 - 300 grams (about 2 to 10 ounces), meaning that each time humans defecate (or 'poo'), their bowel motions (turds) typically weigh between 50 and 300 grams.

A bowel motion of 150 grams would have a length of about 15 cm (6 inches).

Fecal mass is generally linked to diet. People who eat more fiber usually defecate 'turds' with greater fecal mass. Fiber is found in many natural foods (such as leafy vegetables) as well as dietary supplements. Because they usually eat more fibre than western people, many non-western people have 'poos' with greater fecal mass than western people. It is generally believed that diets high in fibre may help to reduce the likelihood of colon cancer.

Since some people 'poo' more than once a day, fecal mass can also be measured by the average weight of 'poo' passed each day.
When Sue was in hospital, she had to 'poo' into a special container called a 'bedpan' because she couldn't go to the usual toilet. The nurse weighed the poo. It had a weight of 200 grams. The fecal mass was therefore 200 grams.
by Boris 2 February 14, 2009
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Fecal Face Fuck

When you shit in a girls mouth then you fuck the shit down her throat with your cock.
Bob-"Hey Cindy want me to Fecal Face Fuck you my din from lastnight"
Cindy-"No Thanks"
Bob-"To bad gag gag gag gag"
by Elohdaeh April 21, 2009
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fecal-faced

A more PC way to say shit-faced, for when one would prefer not to swear. It means extremely drunk.
John: "Duuuuude. Last night I consumed a considerable quantity of ethanol. I mean I was totally shit-faced."
Kevin: "What the hell, man, there are kids around. Watch your language. Shit is a terrible word to say. For fuck's sake you inconsiderate cunt."
John: "Oh my bad, I mean fecal-faced. I was drunk as a skunk."
Kevin: "Word to your mother."
by Nicholas D June 19, 2011
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