a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience

"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."

by Persephone282 December 24, 2020

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love

Gipsy please
Won't you give me
The secret key
Of life's mistery
She said
Gipsy girl
won't you unfurl
the flag of life
before my eyes
And she said
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth

Gazed towards the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy love
Oh can't you see
That you are the one
I really need
She said I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Gazed toward the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy please
I won't be
Lover of you
Oh tell me please

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love

by Death Menace August 31, 2023

improve your experience

Every tech company ever’s favourite excuse to fuck things up when they work perfectly, for the sole purpose of keeping somebody busy.

Update 1.1.69 enables ad tracking and reduces performance to improve your experience.

by ventisette December 21, 2017

Backyard Experiment

A science experiment which is done at home by mainly unprofessional or unqualified people.

I’m gonna perform a backyard experiment by putting Mentos in my bottle of Coke!

by Fixxy December 2, 2021

Danish Windmill Experience

A woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrod Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.

Hej Karolina, hold still! I can't hit the wienerbrod if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!

by TDWE June 13, 2024

Lunner moon experiment

An experimental intermittent fast, widely know as the best way to get healthy and lose weight. As talked about by joe Rogan and very many well respected health experts.

I’ve started the new diet, the lunner moon experiment.

by Svenrogan January 31, 2022

Social experiment

The worst social experiment is what people did with animals, turning them from wild and natural to domesticated and obedient. At least other human beings deserve to suffer at the hands of other human beings when humans do the same thing to other humans(including black people), because humans are not innocent like animals. That is why all humans are a part of the problem (including black people).

No other animal besides humans would try something like a social experiment. Humans put a lot of effort into being the worst, so they deserve to be called the worst species to ever exist. Perhaps the coronavirus will lead to our extinction, would that be bad for the rest of the planet?

by The Original Agahnim June 3, 2021