Patient Experience PX is trained to the masses. Its suppose to prevent coworkers from being dead inside and not acting bitter as f to patients. They typically use fempathy statements aka empathy statements that come across bitchy. It's called acting PX'Y
Patient Experience employees be like..
Hi Sue its great to see you! I can see that you look upset.
Sue: You dont see shit mf! Get the fuck outta with that fake PXe bs!
Hi Sue its great to see you! I can see that you look upset.
Sue: You dont see shit mf! Get the fuck outta with that fake PXe bs!
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"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"
"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
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C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
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