Eric

A loser noodle. A pale-ass bitch who never tries to salvage relationships and would rather give up than fight while making empty promises along the way. If you meet an Eric, good luck because he's just gonna fuckin lie to you and lure you into a false sense of security and domestic happiness before you realize he's never actually going to try and do anything in his life and will rely on you forever.

"Eric, please get a job"

by Theawkwardgabe October 19, 2019

Eric

A dumb ass retard that stinks. Not to mention, he’s also bald

Eric is BALD as fuck!

by Sesames September 5, 2020

Eric

Gayest nigga you'll ever meet if hes mexican with a perm and his name is erik hes gay

Wow did you see that gay nigga eric

Yeah tf how he so gay

by Eric gay April 12, 2016

Ericing

Having gay group sex in a public toilet.

Did you hear about Neil, Hong, Richard and Matt all got caught Ericing the other day.

by itsOK123 May 17, 2010

Eric

The worst person in the world

I hate Eric.

by PERSONQ January 25, 2013

Eric

Eric is the name of skinny bastards who are half disabled and half retarded. They do nothing but be annoying and act like cereal killers if you meet an Eric the best thing to do is to beat the shit out of him.

Eric

by John_the_swimmer September 23, 2018

Eric

Worst mistake ever. Man hoe. 💯

Eric can go now.

by freestylewritereatsownwords May 21, 2020