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emotional wedgie

Felling butt hurt and bent. Got kicked in the va-jay-jay. Panties in a wad. Depressed and sad. All delivered to you by your local bully and/or ass kicker.
Dude gave him an emotional wedgie, now he's acting like a little bitch about everything.
by Big shifter. May 18, 2014
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emotional ostrich

A person who avoids dealing with problems or emotions, figuratively burying their head in the sand.
My mom hates acknowledging a problem, let alone actually dicussing it. She is such an emotional ostrich...

Man, she has really been ostriching it up lately...
by kforbs July 1, 2014
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Emotional Fetus

An adolescent male, Typically a jock who is prone to frequent temper- tantrums and/or yelling fits.
"Hey man, your shoe is untied"

"Dude shut the fuck up you little fag I'll fucking fuck you up"

"Man, that guy is such an emotional fetus!"
by EmotionalFetus April 1, 2015
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emotional 69

Emotional 69 is just another fancier way of saying "You scratch my back, I scratch yours". Generally should be used in the workplace, or therapist sessions.
What I think you should do is commit to an emotional 69, both of you would benefit from this.
by 69AMoose November 26, 2019
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large emotion

Large emotion essentially another intellectual way of describing BIG MOOD. Large is synonym to big, similarly emotion is synonym to mood.
*you see a Meme*

You: large emotion
by kdljfp April 21, 2019
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Emotional Arson

Emotional Arson: verb: creating or catalyzing a personal and/or public situation to get a specific emotional reaction from a targeted audience that creates a chain reaction does not go as calculated or grows until it exceeds manipulative control.

Emotional Arsonist :noun: A person who creates or catalyzes a personal and/or public situation to get a specific emotional reaction from a targeted audience that gets irritated when the initiated chain reaction does not go as they expected or grows until it exceeds their personal control. Emotional arsonists are most commonly seen in Propaganda Politics, Reality TV shows, Highschool and College Pranks, Social Media Trolling, Internet Bullying, and Weather Reports about Hurricane strength.
-Narcissists specialize in emotional arson.

-Karen did not expect the tweet to become emotional arson to her own reputation.

-The biggest emotional arsonists in Hollywood have degrees in acting with a working knowledge of photoshop.

-Weather anchors perform emotional arson on live TV to their professional credibility acting like winds are blowing them down in light rain when toddlers are walking behind them just fine.
by Nicole Benton June 15, 2019
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Emotional Autism

When an adult fails to develop proper emotional maturity. Usually secondary to being spoiled or helicopter parenting. People with the condition often live at home well into their 30s and often use the phrase “let me check with my mom” whenever faced with making adult decisions.
The 30 year old with emotional autism in room one won’t let us stitch him up till his mom gets here.
by Capt. Rowdy August 10, 2019
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