emote seam

The extra "v" at the end of a line of clearly copy+pasted emotes that lazy people don't bother to remove.

Bob - ":D :) :D :) :D :)v"

Bill - "You slack bastard..."

by Joltaine May 15, 2004

emotional algorithm

Your emotional algorithm, is a subconscious selection process that is choosing the wrong the person for you. You overlook the red flags because are so familiar that they feel like home. Possibly the same red flags as one of your parents.

Me sobbing during a break up - Gawd! I can't believe I ended up with another prick who treats me like garbage! My emotional algorithm must be broken. What is wrong with me?

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023

emotional 69

Emotional 69 is just another fancier way of saying "You scratch my back, I scratch yours". Generally should be used in the workplace, or therapist sessions.

What I think you should do is commit to an emotional 69, both of you would benefit from this.

by 69AMoose November 26, 2019

Emotional Tofu

(noun): Similar to the food product Tofu which generates no original flavor but absorbs flavor from surrounding products, Emotional Tofu is a person with no actual experience in a topic but knows, or knows of, someone who has experience in a cause, so they absorb their emotion as their own.

Seen mostly in white, middle/upper class, priveledged, Social Justice Warriors when they're trying to justify their political views. Typically identified by using sentences that start with "I have a friend who.."

Veteran: Yeah I think the inroads made in Iraq post-exit in 2011 have had mostly long term benefits for the region despite setbacks with ISIL's rise

Emotional Tofu: No it isn't! No! You don't understand. I have friend. He was in Iraq. He caught PTSD and that's why universal health insurance and stronger gun control because fuck you Trump!

by Palmo53 January 29, 2017

synchronized emoting

When a large group of people have the same reactions (to a sporting event, horror movie, cute cat video) at the exact same time without advanced planning.

"I have no idea what they were watching on her laptop, but their synchronized emoting told me that it was gross from all the gasps and 'ew's I heard."

by Cosmokitty November 7, 2011

emotional dummy

Someone who has unstable emotions, mostly having to do with love.

Ambrin is an emotional dummy, because she cannot choose who she likes and she changes her feelings

by Who's this? August 20, 2017

emotional lighter

type of lighter, usually clippers, which develop an emotional bound with their owners. as a consequence no one else except the owner can light up the fire.

your lighter doesn't like me. it is probably an emotional lighter.

by n3797 January 27, 2023