Emeralds

Weed.

Burning emeralds.

by javajavajava July 27, 2010

snow emergency

When a guy blows his load all over a girl. One would say this is another word for money shot.

Jermaine: Yo franks, what'd you do with Geena last night?
Franklin: Yeah man I took that girl out to the Olive Garden then took her back to my pad and gave her one big snow emergency.
Jermaine: Haha, word.

by Will and Travis June 18, 2006

Emerdale

A poorly written ITV soap opera, which represents the good, honest people of Yorkshire as idiots, and helps fuel the untrue belief that Yorkshire men are obbsessed with beastiality. In truth perverse interest in animals is only found in one area of Yorkshire... Whitby, which is only very small and generally unimportant anyway.

Emerdale must be written by stupid southerners, for them to portray such inaccurate storys of life in a small yorkshire village.

How can so much, happen to so few, in such a small area?

by Joez December 13, 2005

EMeRG

Noun: The George Washington University's volunteer-based Emergency Medical Response Group. Used mainly to escort inebriated students to The George Washington University Hospital.

Verb: to be taken to the University Hospital, a la EMeRG.

"I'm a volunteer for EMeRG."

"You were so drunk last night I thought I was going to have you EMeRG-ed."

"Tim had to be EMeRG-ed when he was found passed out on the floor of his girlfriend's dorm in Thurston wearing her bra and panties. He was also covered in lipstick and reeked of vodka."

"The Class of 2010 has had the highest number of students to be EMeRG-ed in the University's history."

"Shit, it's EMeRG! Alright guys, party's over! See you guys next week at Lindsay's quad."

"I saw some girl getting EMeRG-ed last night when coming back from Gelman. It was awesome."

by Hitori_ryuu February 8, 2007

Emerald Hills

A community/town located in the bay area, boardering Redwood City and Woodside. Emerald Hills is mostly surburbean and rural depending on what area.There is a common misconception that people from E.H. are snotty, preppy, and rich; that is quite the contrary. People in the surrounding areas such as Woodside, Portola Valley, Menlo Park, and Atherton are labeled as rich-stuck up-college already paid for-drive daddys sports car-spend over 20k a year going to private school-and bitches. There is no denying the fact that at least one of theses are true. There is no better place to live than Emerald Hills because you don't have to deal with the supercilious type people who live in other neighborhoods.

"Is there such a place that exist?"
"Yes, its called Emerald Hills."

by dubD May 8, 2007

Emergency chocolate

Chocolate you eat when you go through: Chocolate craving, lovesickness, Exam Pressure, mild anxiety and extreme hunger.

Girl: Oh eem gee!! This is so not my day!

Friend: Why? What's goin' on?

Girl: I'm feelin' blue...

Friend: Why don’t you grab some Emergency chocolate that will sure make you feel better.

by H.M.F February 16, 2009

Eiler

1. Slutty girl you meet at a bar and take home without needing to get her drunk.

2. A girl with no personality that has only her looks to survive off of.

3. Another name for a one night stand. Can be used in conjunction with itself.

I met an eiler at the bar last night and had an eiler. Very sad since she's such an eiler that right around the time she turns 35 nobody is gonna be able to stand her, especially after she has kids.

by kimw2006 October 18, 2010