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eblooprious

Adjective: 1) The ironic idiocy of a smug person condescendingly wrongly believing he is saving the planet by driving a hybrid, unaware that those cars cause MORE polution than conventional gas powered cars throughout their life cycle.
2) Having a mistaken belief in general.

Pronunciation: uh blue' pri us, e blue' pri us
That asshole going 50 in the fast lane is completely eblooprious.
by QuantumAnemone June 17, 2010
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Elbowable

A level of excitement caused by an object, event, person or emotion. The extreme excitement causes one's forearm to rotate clockwise, using the elbow as the fulcrum. The resulting movement is known as elbowing.

Elbowing was first seen in Caucasian males with a specific yet deranged gene mutation. The gene mutation causes these males to dance better (or sometimes worse) than the standard Caucasian.

Elbowable is a close cousin (though not blood cousin) to Fist Pumpable.
Dude 1: "Did you see that dude's mustache?"

Dude 2: "Yes. It's approaching an elbowable level."

Mustache'd Dude: "I just overheard you two talking about my mustache. My girlfriend doesn't like my mustache. Your approval of my mustache makes me want to dance."

Dude 1 & 2: "Dance? Let us teach you The Elbow."
by Wellwood October 8, 2010
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Elbow Sammich

repeated elbow strikes to a grounded opponent.
you better defend the takedowns or you're gonna eat some elbow sammiches.
by dontbescaredhomie May 12, 2011
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elbow dagger

a pointy elbow. so pointy it could cut you if you ran swiftly and lept upon it. so pointy it could stab Peter Pan's shadow. so pointy it could find the holes in Darwin's Theory.
That lads gotta elbow dagger.
by nappyjones September 25, 2011
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elbow puddle

elbow puddles: n., sweat that runs down from the armpits and pools where elbows rest on a desk, table or any flat surface during a heat wave.

First appearance, Brooklyn, NY, Heat wave, Summer 2012
The number on the legal pad was under the elbow puddle on my desk
by knock on 83 July 19, 2012
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elbow pop

the act of respect or agreement between two grade A 'niggaz from the hood' where both raise their hands and give each other five, then a reverse five. This is swiftly followed by the extension of the upper arm revealing the elbow which then proceeds to touch the other persons elbow. Elbow pops are elaborate handshakes.
Guy One: Icemaaann!! How u doing?!
Guy Two: Sub-Zero! What up!!!!
*Elbow Pop!*

Guy One: That nigga anus is a faggot.
Guy Two: Awwwhh yeah so true nigga!
*Elbow Pop!*
by Ice-man October 30, 2012
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elbow dicking

The act of poking a random stranger from around the grab bar on a very busy subway train at 5:30 PM in New York City. With your penis of course. How else do you poke anyone?
I was elbow dicking some guy on the subway today. He now has AIDS.
by MLGillumernaty420 August 7, 2014
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