cross dress for less

A drag-queen term for the discount clothing chain Ross Dress For Less, because the clothing runs to the large sizes she-males tend to require.

Honey, I got these great size-eleven shoes at Cross Dress For Less!

by Leslie Doppler Hammond April 25, 2007

distracted dressing

Diverted attention while getting dressed which can lead to incorrectly worn clothing. Causes may include television viewing, use of electronic devices, or conversing/arguing with others while dressing. May result in mismatched socks, unzipped fly, inaccurate buttoning or wardrobe malfunction, etc.

I forgot to put on my belt when getting dressed today. My pants kept falling down. It was a case of distracted dressing.

by yes juanito yes November 7, 2014

doss

When a women gives a man oral sex. Usually very good oral sex.

1.) Ay bitch doss me.
2.) She gives the best doss.

by yp510 March 24, 2011

duck dress

A dress or skirt so short one can almost see your stuff.

"I saw Melinda at Mike's party. She was wearing a duck dress."

"A WHAT!?!"

"A duck dress - you know, 1 inch below the quack."

by hottschtuf June 19, 2009

toss my salad with ranch dressing

licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.

hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?

ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!

by de1337ed May 13, 2005

droser

one who fakes to be drunk, yet did not drink enough

"Yo, that biatcho fakedy fake fake is drosing again. Meg(an) Ryan is such a droser," says Uncle Tom.

by Mikey Fresh Juices February 22, 2009

Arsenal Dress

A dress that a woman can pull out of the closet effortlessly at a moment's notice for any occasion that she feels confident, sexy, and irresistibly delectable while wearing.

This is a dress that she knows she is going to look killer in no matter what. for whatever she needs to do.

There are different arsenal dresses for different occasions (i.e run errands, lunch with the girls, dancing on top of a bar, or sipping a margarita on a beach).

Note:all freakum dresses are arsenal dresses but not all arsenal dresses are freakum dresses.

Did you see Ashleigh in that arsenal dress? She always looks jazzy when she steps out in it.

by BahamaBee December 21, 2010